The Perfect Girlfriend

The Perfect Girlfriend?

Yes, she exist. 

And NO, she's NOT the supermodel type with the long legs and perfect skin.

She's even BETTER. She's the type of girl that looks BORING. The one you'd overlook. She'd be your LAST choice.

At worst she's insecure, clingy, shallow, jealous, nagging, SENSITIVE, EMOTIONAL, DRAMATIC and annoying. 

But if you can't handle her at her worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve her at her best.

So, what is a PERFECT GIRLFRIEND?

They say there's no such thing as perfection an that she doesn't exist. Oh thrust me, SHE DOES!

She dresses up all cute and pretty every time you take her out on a date. This is her way of keeping YOU interested, as your eyes are locked solely on her. You stare at other girls instead, and she gets hurt and upset that all her time and effort were put to waste.

YOU CALL HER INSECURE

She hold on to YOU like she's never letting YOU go. This is her way of telling other girls that she's lucky that she has YOU. And no, YOU're not available

YOU CALL HER CLINGY

She calls YOU the sweetest nicknames or ones that only YOU two will understand. This is her way of saying how special YOU are. And that there's nobody else in this world like YOU. You call other girls 'BABE' just as how YOU would call her, and she gets dissappointed

YOU CALL HER SHALLOW AND JEALOUS

She checks up on YOU, making sure YOU made it home safely or that YOU're not out getting yourself into any kind of trouble. This is her way of showing how often she thinks about YOU and that she worries constantly becouse that's how much she cares

YOU SAY SHE'S NAGGING

She cries when YOU do or say something wrong. This is her way of saying 'that hurt only because YOU said it and I LOVE YOU'

YOU CALL HER OVERLY SENSITIVE AND EMOTIONAL

She loves YOU more than YOU love her. This is her way of dealing with the Fact that you relationship wasn't like how it used to be

YOU CALL HER DRAMATIC AND ANNOYING

So go ahead. Leave the insecure, clingy, jealous, nagging, OVERLY SENSITIVE, annoying girl. She will soon be much happier in the arms of someone who actually deserves her : the PERFECT boyfriend